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Vacationer Cemetery


Last week the first vacationer cemetery was opened near Moscow. Since many russian soldiers are dying during their holidays in Ukraine, president Putin had ordered the building of such cemeteries. The new Wladimir Putin Cemetery includes a memorial for the heroes of the Ukrainian liberation from fascism.


The mortal remains of the following persons are scheduled to be reburied as fare as they are not already burried at the Wladimir Putin Cemetery.

Citizens of the Russian Federation, who died as a result of their vacations in Ukraine (2014)


IKEA ordered to change design in Russia


Russian courts on Friday backed the temporary closure of one IKEA center in Moscow for breaches of sanitary rules, amid a standoff with the West over Ukraine, while the state furniture safety watchdog suspended work at another.

The two shops have been closed since last week on the orders of the watchdog, Rospotrebnadzor. The court rulings confirmed that decision.

Rospotrebnadzor has introduced sweeping checks, including unscheduled inspections, at Ikea centers across the country.

Russian businessmen have said the crackdown is linked to the crisis over Ukraine, which has soured European-Russian relations and led to a round of sanctions and trade restrictions. Rospotrebnadzor has denied that its actions are politically motivated. Inofficially it was told, that IKEA received a letter from the trade ministry, suggesting a change of Ikeas corporate identity. The ministries wish is a change of the colors of the IKEA design from yellow and blue to a favored red and blue. But others combinations are possible as well. All but keeping yellow and blue.

IKEA said it would appeal the court rulings, which ordered the two Moscow branches to be closed.

“We do not agree with the courts’ decisions and will appeal them according to established procedures. We will continue to take care of our employees and do everything we can to continue successful operations in Russia,” said a spokeswoman for the Swedish firm in Russia.

the Ikea northwest Moscow store


Fuehrerbunker for the Night Wolves

Today, the president of the russian biker gang „Night Wolves“, who was decorated with a medal by Russias president Putin, anounced that the Night Wolves plan to reestablish two leader bunkers in Poland and Ukraine as departments of their gang. They will later become accomodations for the Russian President Putin. The build up will start as fast as possible when both countries has been reintegrated in the Eurasian Empire. The bunkers are called „Wolf’s Lair“ in German „Wolfsschanze“ und „Wehrwolf“ and were both destoyed at the end of the second world war. Wolfsschanze is located near Kętrzyn the former Rastenburg in Poland and Wehrwolf, of which historians believe that beside the distroyed entrances the main bunker is untouched since WW2 is located near Winniza not far from Kiew. Wehrwolf was the name of a secret german organisation initiated by Heinrich Himmler to fight the allied forces after the end of the war. And “Wolf” was as well a pseudonym of Adolf Hitler referring to his first name. The Grey Wolves are a fascist organization in Turkey. After the integration of Crimea in the Eurasian Empire the Night Wolves performed in a big show on Crimea displaying a large swastika and declared President Putin as honorary member of their biker gang.



Fuehrerbunker “Wolfsschanze”


Fuehrerbunker “Wehrwolf”


The Night Wolves performing on Crimea


Putin had a ride with the Night Wolves


“Over there is Lisbon.”

The Night Wolves Logo


Hitler and Mussolini at the Wolfsschanze after Stauffenbergs assassination attempt

Antifascist Sanctions

President Putin’s watchful eye misses nothing! On a Moscow market place he discovered an American pan that has undermined the import stop for Western products.


Resellers wanted!


The new iPhone is out! For all fans of Vladimir Putin, here’s something to articulate their devotion. The iPhone 5S Caviar Supreme Putin! With a price of about a $ 4.360 gold iPhone 5S which is EVEN more costly than caviar.

The most influential person by Forbes and Time – President Putin came to symbolize the latest generation, the leader of the human rights violations and war crimes. So the Putinphone is the “best expression of your Fascism.”

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Where the Donbass peacefighters got the tanks

Reichsflugscheiben over Slaviansk

Is this the Wunderwaffe, that was promised to Poroschenko when Hitler signed the secret arms deal with the fascist regime in Kiew?


Donbass Riot


In Moscow today the fashion label “oh mypresented a new collection. It’s named “Donbass Riot“. The presentation was well attended and as we have heard, the order books are full. We have been told that especially many orders came from Germany and France.

The Snowden interview


Today Russia for you managed to get an exclusive interview with the whistleblower Edward Snowden in Swaransk, a beautifull little town south of Nischni Nowgorod. The full Interview:


Good morning Mr. Snowden, you are well today?



(laughing) I must apologize. It became a bit sozzled yesterday with Gerard.



First of all, Mr. Snowden, a very direct question: Are you gay?



Frankly not. My friend asked me for some time. But I’m sure. If I were, I wouldn’t have taken refuge in Russia.



Second question: How do you like it here?



As you can see, Swaransk ist not New York. But I have a very nice neighbor, Mr. Depardieu. Mr. Putin offered me a very distant I think it’s called datscha in Sibiria. I was not to happy with that. But thankfully the German magazin The Spiegel took care and found me this appartment next to Mr. Depardieu. As I’ve learned from neighbors, of which some are fighting in the Donbass region, one of them died there. So this flat became available.



And how do you cope with the language?



When I arrived in Moscow I already had some russian skills. It was part of my work. As you remember, I was trained as a spy. In the meantime I have improved my knowledge. Yesterday Gerard and I decided to learn together. Hopefully this will be possible. He told me, that he is not here very often. He’s got a job in a porn production in the netherlands, that doesn’t leave him much time to stay in Swaransk.



And what are your intentions for the future?



I’m considering to write a book. RT offered me a series together with Julian, but I prefere to stay out of the public. I got a lot of money from the Guardian and especially from the Spiegel, but it’s boring to stay in Swaransk without anything to do. So I’m going to write down my personal experiences during my escape to russia.



One more question, Mr. Snowden: You had access to many informations in the NSA. We’ve learned an awful lot about bugging and monitoring in Western Europe and in the USA. But what about Russia? Don’t you know, or don’t you tell?



You know it. Russian hospitality is legendary and well, president Putin (he smiles) made me an offer that I couldn’t resist. So of course I don’t know.



Thank you, Mr. Snowden.

Snowden stays in Russia

As we have just learned from our partner RT, American wistleblower Edward Snowden decided to stay in russia. He has already moved to Saransk, where he was welcomed by his neigbor Gerard Depardieu a short time ago. They seem to become very close friends. After a welcome drink, traditionally with sto gram of vodka, they called each other Asterix and Obelix. Right now he was not available for an interview. Maybe he will be tomorrow.

 Snowdens move to swaransk is also an explanation for his rejection of a hearing of the German Committee of Inquiry for the NSA affair in Moscow, which the German newspaper “Die Zeit” reported.